This is me.
(This is also an open letter of apology to any human being who encounters me today.)
My beverage of the morning is a venti dark roast from Starbucks. Black.
Kindly ignore the fact that I haven't shaved my legs. I moved yesterday.
My nose is blue, and I'm not a Smurf, nor am I being abused. I play Ultimate Frisbee. The sequence of a committed, if unsuccessful, dive is this: knees, hips, elbows, nose. My injuries correspond.
I spent the evening listening to Bon Iver and alphabetizing my books. That's how I unwind. (English major.)
So buy wine from me today. The wine will be excellent. My ability to form a cohesive sentence about it may not be. Have pity.
Beach photos to follow.