I'm already imagining the local news headlines...*
- Krankies' Chill Atmosphere Unshaken by Earthquake
- Traffic Reporters Hopeful, But Gain No New Stories from Quake
- Social Media Surge Causes Its Own Earthquake for Time Warner Cable
- Harold Camping Announces Imminent Relocation to Richmond Area
*Except that there would probably be more typos and grammatical errors.
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