Friday, January 1, 2010

O Resolutions Mine

January 1, 2010

Happy New Year!!!

In celebration, I've decided to return to a tradition begun last year--that of the New Year's Un-Resolution, otherwise known as stating the obvious. :-)

In review: this year I did not resolve to watch Veggie Tales more regularly. I did not stop (permanently) writing for my blogs. I still trip on giant dust bunnies named Bob in my room. My snooze button is still fully functional. Chaotic Christmas letter--check. No relationship status on Facebook. Despair.com--check. Alliteration--all the time. Big words--indubitably. Serious resolutions? Ha.

So, as Miss Stacy so poetically put it--"tomorrow is another day." Or was that Annie? Ahem.

Un-Resolution number ONE

I will not become addicted to Facebook applications...unless I do.

Un-Resolution number TWO

I will probably still dance around my kitchen on a regular basis.

Un-Resolution number THREE

I will never cease to make fun of the Twilight craze, even if I eventually read the books.

Un-Resolution number FOUR

I will drink no more or less coffee than I will drink this year.

Un-Resolution number FIVE

My computers will have names, will protest loudly at every opportunity, and will probably with a high likelihood of chance "lose" a few important files each semester.

Un-Resolution number SIX

I will make an average of two random comments or non-transitionalized remarks containing an average of one made-up word every fifteen minutes of most of my interactions.

Un-Resolution number SEVEN

I will refuse to wear rubber rain boots on campus, purely on principle. Unless I give in.

Un-Resolution number EIGHT

I will not gain a substantially higher quantity of artistic talent extending beyond rhapsodies over the stairs I trip up and the occasional caffeine-induced 3 a.m. short story or song lyric that is never written down.

Un-Resolution number NINE

I will spend at least fifteen minutes griping about the fact that all dressy shoes sizes 9 and above have a three-inch heel, regardless of the actual facts, whatever they may be. I said regardless of the facts, so it doesn't really matter anyway.

Un-Resolution number TEN

I will most likely write another post very much like this one next year. Can't wait, can you?

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