January 1, 2010
Happy New Year!!!
Happy New Year!!!
In celebration, I've decided to return to a tradition begun last year--that of the New Year's Un-Resolution, otherwise known as stating the obvious. :-)
In review: this year I did not resolve to watch Veggie Tales more regularly. I did not stop (permanently) writing for my blogs. I still trip on giant dust bunnies named Bob in my room. My snooze button is still fully functional. Chaotic Christmas letter--check. No relationship status on Facebook. Despair.com--check. Alliteration--all the time. Big words--indubitably. Serious resolutions? Ha.
So, as Miss Stacy so poetically put it--"tomorrow is another day." Or was that Annie? Ahem.
Un-Resolution number ONE
I will not become addicted to Facebook applications...unless I do.
Un-Resolution number TWO
I will probably still dance around my kitchen on a regular basis.
Un-Resolution number THREE
I will never cease to make fun of the Twilight craze, even if I eventually read the books.
Un-Resolution number FOUR
I will drink no more or less coffee than I will drink this year.
Un-Resolution number FIVE
My computers will have names, will protest loudly at every opportunity, and will probably with a high likelihood of chance "lose" a few important files each semester.
Un-Resolution number SIX
I will make an average of two random comments or non-transitionalized remarks containing an average of one made-up word every fifteen minutes of most of my interactions.
Un-Resolution number SEVEN
I will refuse to wear rubber rain boots on campus, purely on principle. Unless I give in.
Un-Resolution number EIGHT
I will not gain a substantially higher quantity of artistic talent extending beyond rhapsodies over the stairs I trip up and the occasional caffeine-induced 3 a.m. short story or song lyric that is never written down.
Un-Resolution number NINE
I will spend at least fifteen minutes griping about the fact that all dressy shoes sizes 9 and above have a three-inch heel, regardless of the actual facts, whatever they may be. I said regardless of the facts, so it doesn't really matter anyway.
Un-Resolution number TEN
I will most likely write another post very much like this one next year. Can't wait, can you?
In review: this year I did not resolve to watch Veggie Tales more regularly. I did not stop (permanently) writing for my blogs. I still trip on giant dust bunnies named Bob in my room. My snooze button is still fully functional. Chaotic Christmas letter--check. No relationship status on Facebook. Despair.com--check. Alliteration--all the time. Big words--indubitably. Serious resolutions? Ha.
So, as Miss Stacy so poetically put it--"tomorrow is another day." Or was that Annie? Ahem.
Un-Resolution number ONE
I will not become addicted to Facebook applications...unless I do.
Un-Resolution number TWO
I will probably still dance around my kitchen on a regular basis.
Un-Resolution number THREE
I will never cease to make fun of the Twilight craze, even if I eventually read the books.
Un-Resolution number FOUR
I will drink no more or less coffee than I will drink this year.
Un-Resolution number FIVE
My computers will have names, will protest loudly at every opportunity, and will probably with a high likelihood of chance "lose" a few important files each semester.
Un-Resolution number SIX
I will make an average of two random comments or non-transitionalized remarks containing an average of one made-up word every fifteen minutes of most of my interactions.
Un-Resolution number SEVEN
I will refuse to wear rubber rain boots on campus, purely on principle. Unless I give in.
Un-Resolution number EIGHT
I will not gain a substantially higher quantity of artistic talent extending beyond rhapsodies over the stairs I trip up and the occasional caffeine-induced 3 a.m. short story or song lyric that is never written down.
Un-Resolution number NINE
I will spend at least fifteen minutes griping about the fact that all dressy shoes sizes 9 and above have a three-inch heel, regardless of the actual facts, whatever they may be. I said regardless of the facts, so it doesn't really matter anyway.
Un-Resolution number TEN
I will most likely write another post very much like this one next year. Can't wait, can you?
Happy New Year Jen :)
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