The scoop: Google " ~ needs," inserting your first name for the tilde. Write down the first 10 different phrases that pop up.
Just for kicks, and to see how well Google really knows me. It's a little frightening, actually. My Google horoscope/fortune cookie is thus:
- Jen needs a session or two with a therapist.
- Jen needs a break.
- Jen needs a muzzle.
- Jen needs to a get a grip on her life.
- Jen needs to find a self-righteous, conspicuous, "I'm better than you" charitable position so she can keep charming the sheep into thinking she matters.
- Jen needs to wise up.
- Jen needs human anatomy lessons.
- Jen needs cheering up.
- Jen needs to get off Facebook.
- Jen needs you.
1 - yep, probably. 2 - hear, hear! 3 - okay... 4 - I think I have a stranglehold already, actually. 5 - you can't beat that for a fortune cookie, let's be honest. 6 - probably true. 7 - um, no thanks. 8 - sometimes. 9 - absolutely 100% true. 10 - you know it :-).
haha!
ReplyDeleteHere's mine
1. Allison needs a loving home
2. Allison needs to get laid
3. Allison needs ________ (it's true that's what came up)
4. Allison needs more good farmers to grow corn, wheat, rye (seriously it came up!)
5. Allison needs office space
6. Allison needs a nickname
7. Allison needs your prayers
8. Allison needs your help
9. Allison needs to buy 12 fish
10. Allison needs a little help from the beauty shop
Mine's more random i believe....